"WHO YOU LOOKIN' AT?!"
William A. Wisdom

Just the other day I had a most unusual experience. I suppose I have to tell you, by way of background, that in this time of draught we don't flush urine down the toilet, but just let it accumulate. Well, as I stood peeing in the toilet and idly looking up and down, my glasses slipped from my face and dropped straight into the toilet bowl. I figured that I couldn't stop in mid stream, so to speak, and could rinse off the glasses anyway, so I just continued till I was finished. Then I went to fish them out. But without my glasses, I couldn't see at all well, and had to lean way over. What a surprise! I've looked into a lot of toilet bowls in my life. But this was the first time that a toilet bowl looked back at me.

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